Miss Jarea: Scandinavia`s leading female Dj of UK HardStyles

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Hey if there's 3 bitched I bet there's one spare one for me!!!



A L L . Y O U R . B I T C H . A R E . B E L O N G . T O . U S

Quote by CM

series could be named as 'miss urea and friends'

(sorry , jokejokejoke)


The future TV series? You're right, the names have to be changed to protect the innocent.

I'd prefer 'Miss Diarrhea & Three Little Bitches', that's like 'Big Bad Wolf & Three Little Piggies' in Donald Duck.

Sorry! I'll keep my mouth shut.


The future TV series?


When's casting? I want to play the good-looking, but intellectually challenged neighbour / janitor / pizza-man that gets to have sex with everyone.

Quote by Jokke



The future TV series? You're right, the names have to be changed to protect the innocent.

I'd prefer 'Miss Diarrhea & Three Little Bitches', that's like 'Big Bad Wolf & Three Little Piggies' in Donald Duck.

Sorry! I'll keep my mouth shut.


LOL :D

blah. i just don't give a **** afterall so i take my words back..

but i have to say atleast these 20 norwegians i've spent 2 last weeks here in sweden are really nice ppl.. and some of them got into a pretty amused when reading that norwegian board :rolleyes:

Quote by Jokke



Wait, wait, wait! Are you saying that there's still another bitch out there we don't know anything about?

Bitch #1 = is no longer a bitch as you're friends again
Bitch #2 = Elize
Bitch #3 = someone who posted THAT post to the Norwegian board


elize made a guy post the post, so elize is the only bith, and the the guy that postet the crap is an idiot! there u have it :):D

This topic sounds like E-Type.

:(

(c)Stocholm Records.

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blah. i just don't give a **** afterall so i take my words back..

but i have to say atleast these 20 norwegians i've spent 2 last weeks here in sweden are really nice ppl.. and some of them got into a pretty amused when reading that norwegian board :rolleyes:


really??? poor people!

I can't help myself, sometimes i throw brick in glass houses... but look at the fun it is in the end, although i get what i deserve for being big mouthed and suffer all tyhe pain for not being able to shut up.... but sometimes i think some things must be told....:D


eh...forgot the meaning of my reply...dah!!!:rolleyes: :001:

Quote by yana

blah. i just don't give a **** afterall so i take my words back..

but i have to say atleast these 20 norwegians i've spent 2 last weeks here in sweden are really nice ppl.. and some of them got into a pretty amused when reading that norwegian board :rolleyes:


They must be some swedish-norwegians since obviously there is no such thing as a nice norwegian. Just juntti-norwegians...

Oh and here's a tip. If there are any chick djs amongst the ppl you're hanging with, just tell em' your a well known promoter here in Finland and you'll end up gettin' a piece of ass. Cause I hear that some norwegian djs sleep their way to the top... ;)

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I'd prefer 'Miss Diarrhea & Three Little Bitches', that's like 'Big Bad Wolf & Three Little Piggies' in Donald Duck.


Now Jarea will never shop at your place again. :( :003:


Originally posted by MissJarea

eh...forgot the meaning of my reply...dah!!!


How surprising of you. I read through the norske thread at partynett and now your posts seem less funny, even a bit sad. Bashing the scene and people of your longtime homeland when you think no-one is watching. Well, maybe you forgot the point, if any, in the halfway.

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I wish I would of paid attention in Swedish classes! The first time I really need it. Could someone translate that stuff here! I can donate couple of e:s to the one. Let's make a kolehti! ;)


Hehee, you don't know what you're missing out on. Great stuff ;)

A few highlights (Jarea can correct any missunderstandings because my norwegian isn't very good).

-Most of her early comments about the other female DJ were based on loose rumours.
-It seems that she's dated a DJ or two before becomming famous.
-Some really interesting comments concerning her mixing skills which she flaunts. Trainwreck galore according to some.

Gotta keep the thread alive :D

Quote by Pilkku



Hehee, you don't know what you're missing out on. Great stuff ;)

A few highlights (Jarea can correct any missunderstandings because my norwegian isn't very good).

-Most of her early comments about the other female DJ were based on loose rumours.
-It seems that she's dated a DJ or two before becomming famous.
-Some really interesting comments concerning her mixing skills which she flaunts. Trainwreck galore according to some.

Gotta keep the thread alive :D


LOL u're right!
They all refer to the same party where the girl I dissed played at. I was EXTREMELY nervous and had a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD day...there were horses everywhere :001: very sad it was...as I know I can do better and so do those of you who heard me at MIllennium in June :)

Yes I dated Goldfinger 5-6 years ago, he taught me how to mix dnb, and after we broke up, i didnt touch a record untill becoming NoModE's girlfriend. Then I found myself and begun to dj after we broke up.

Any more Qs`? :)

Quote by LTD

Hey if there's 3 bitched I bet there's one spare one for me!!!


but i'm still marrying the main bitch, right? :D

Quote by Ezzy



but i'm still marrying the main bitch, right? :D


Sorry. You're too late. :p

R U SURE???

BITCH NR1=MARRIED
BITCH 2 (ELISE) & BITCH 3 (ME) = NOT MARRIED
:D :D :D

FOR MARRIGE, PLEASE SEND IN YOUR APPLICATION IN THREE (3) COPIES,ALONG WITH AN ESSAY WHY YOU WOULD MARRY ANY OF THE BITCHES AND WHY THEY SHOULD SAY YES.
PLEASE INCLUDE A PHOTO OF YOU.

:001:

SEND ALL TO eh.... me! or post here :001: I dare you...

Quote by MissJarea

R U SURE???

SEND ALL TO eh.... me! or post here :001: I dare you...


Sorry Jarea, Platinum doesn't allow dating service or human trade. However, we understand the importance of the matter and therefore the moderators have promised to turn their backs if you handle this discreelty via private messages. Having said that, please bear in mind that you can have only a limited amount of private messages in your pm-box. Make sure you empty it out regularly, say two-three times an hour.

PS. Is there any place I can see pics of bitch #2?

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PS. Is there any place I can see pics of bitch #2?


Yeah!! We want fjortis pictures right now! ..with less clothing please =)

I'm planning to copy this thread to stone-made board, and place it on a high mountain. So in future the forthcoming clubbing generation can make a pilgrimage to that mountain to witness an intelligence of their ancestors.

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Miss Jarea:
Scandinavia's leading female Dj of UK HardStyles // Short Bio 2006

(changed and updatet 27.07.06)
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Miss Jarea started her career way back in 1997 as a Drum'n Bass DJ, but it wasn't until the year 2000 that she discovered the UK underground scene and got totally addicted to that sound. Finding her true passion, she shortly after started her first performances all across Norway, building her name from the small local clubs to huge renowned events like Sundance, Milk Club, Resurrection and even Hyperstate / Biblos. With weekly broadcastings on international web radio's such as PureDJ.com and ID&T Radio, international gigs and releases, Miss Jarea is Scandinavia's Nr.1 DJ.

Playing a smooth blend of UK HardHouse, HardTrance, Dutch HardStyle, NRG and HardTechno, Jarea has many faces.

On the production side, Miss Jarea has been releasing projects since 2001, and currently several big international labels such as Riot, Nukleuz, Passion, Scum records and Vicious Circle have shown interest in her work. In January 2005, Jarea made a record deal with Carnal Records, and is currently releasing major floor fillers on this label.

Under pressure of the increasing international demand for her performance, Miss Jarea moved to Amsterdam in 2003, where she hooked up with among others the Dutch HardTrance promoter Q-Dance witch resulted in a performance at QlubTempo.

During that year she managed to arranged a brand new residency in LA and various other bookings in Scandinavia, Holland, Switzerland, Poland, Germany, Luxembourg, Egypt, USA, Canada and UK to mention a few. Currently, Jarea is working on her upcoming productions and planning her 2007 world tour.

Her first EP `Missing You' / `No Control' got signed to Carnal Records (Purple Eye Entertainment) early in 2005 and has been hitting Dance Charts all across the globe for several months since its release in January 2005. Her 2nd EP `Move Ya Head' / `Evil Seeds' released October 17th same year, also received massive feedback and airplay worldwide!!!
The Ep was listed as one of the 20 most sold HardTrance EP's last winter and received great reviews by several big international dj's like Marco V and Tom Harding as well as music magazines, including the International Upfront and DJ Magazine which listed it as one of Top 5 must have tracks - rated 5/5 stars. Even the UK based and very influential radio BBC 1's radio show The Residency as well as Judge Jules regularly play Miss Jarea's tracks on their shows.

The current upcoming release `Brain Damage' / `Schizophrenia' and RBA-No Alternative remix has been getting great promo feedback from some of the biggest UK producers and djs in the world, predicting this to be a huge dancefloor filler this summer.

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Discography

Miss Jarea EP - Brain Damage / Schizophrenia (Grimlock Recordings / Passion Records UK comoing out Fall 2006)
Miss Jarea EP - Over Yo Head / Evil Seeds (Carnal Records - 2005)
Miss Jarea EP - Missing You / No Control (Carnal Records - 2005)
Dan Brinslee & Miss Jarea - Adrenalina (Dan Don't - 2004)
Dan Brinslee & Miss Jarea - It's Getting Closer (Dan Don't - 2003)
Miss Jarea - Soul Commander part II (Dan Don't - 2003)
Miss Jarea - Next Time / Don't Disturb (Dan Don't - 2003)
DJ Dulce vs DJ Miss Jarea - Soul Commander (Shock Records - 2003)
Eskimo feat Miss Jares - Call Me Poison (CNR InDisc Records - 2001)
Eskimo feat Miss Jarea - Tell Me (CNR InDisc Records - 2000)

Latest Compilation

Miss Jarea - Evolution Of Kaos ( ID&T Netherlands - Nov 2005)

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