Post your nigerialaiskirje!

Eip oo pistää yhtään, mut tän saitin pitäis olla "pretty funnayh", eli kusetetaan kusetuskirjeiden lähettäjiä: http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/


Jokainen voi tietty miettiä onko tuo oikeasti hauskaa läppää vai ei. IMO ei kovinkaan poliittisesti korrektia, mut hymy tulee suupieleen väkisinkin :excellent:

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Eip oo pistää yhtään, mut tän saitin pitäis olla "pretty funnayh", eli kusetetaan kusetuskirjeiden lähettäjiä: http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

Mr. Ivannastiff Kockupmianus! :D

Muistatko vielä nämä?
http://www.419eater.com/

Hall of Shame etc. :DDDD

From: Mr. Richard Van Oppen
P.O Box 181
13rd Floor, Lion Buildings
Walter Street
Liverpool L2 OQN
London, United Kingdom
Tel:+44-7040112502
fax:+44-7005807065

Good day,

My name is Mr. Richard Van Oppen of the Independent Committee of
Eminent Persons (ICEP), from Great Britain with British international
passport number 014240992, this is a sign of sincerity, transparency,
honesty and truthfulness; I am a member of Independent Committee of
Eminent Persons (ICEP), London. I have brought to you what I beleive you
might not aware of and please for the best interest of the both of us,
treat as urgent.

ICEP is charged with the responsibility of finding bank accounts in
Switzerland belonging to non-Swiss indigenes, which have remained
dormant since World War II. It may interest you to know that in July of
1997, the Swiss Banker's Association published a list of dormant
accounts originally opened by non-Swiss citizens. These accounts had
been dormant since the end of World War II (May 9, 1945). Most belonged
to Holocaust victims.

The continuing efforts of the Independent Committee of Eminent
Persons(ICEP) have since resulted in the discovery of additional dormant
account -54,000 in December 1999. The published lists contain all types
of dormant accounts, including interest-bearing savings accounts,
securities accounts, safe deposit boxes, custody accounts, and
non-interest-bearing transaction accounts. Numbered accounts are also
included. Interest is paid on accounts that were interest bearing when
established. The Claims Resolution Tribunal(CRT) handles processing of
all claims on accounts due non-Swiss citizens. A dormant account of
(Hami Clarkson) with a credit balance of 45,000,000 US dollar plus
accumulated interest was discovered by me. The beneficiary was murdered
during the holocaust era, leaving no WILL and no possible records for
trace of theirs. The Claims Resolution Tribunal has been mandated to
report all unclaimed funds for permanent closure of accounts and
transfer of existing credit b
alance
into the treasury of Switzerland government as provided by the law for
management of assets of deceased beneficiaries who died interstate
living no wills. I have all the information you will need as a staff of
the ICEP

Being a top executive at ICEP, I have all secret details and necessary
contacts for claim of the funds without any hitch. The funds will be
banked in the Holland, London or Spain, being a safe for funds and we
can share the funds and use it in investment of our choice. Due to the
sensitive nature of my job I need a foreigner to HELP claim the funds.
All that is required is for you to provide me with your details for
processing of the necessary legal and administrative claim documents for
transfer of the funds to you. Kindly provide me with your full name,
address and telephone/fax. For the fund to be transferred to a secure,
finance company in London, Holland or Spain, of which you will be
capable of accessing the funds gradually and transferring to your
country and other banks of choice in the world. My share will be 60
percent and your share is 40 percent of the total amount. THERE IS NO
RISK INVOLVED. You can find additional information about unclaimed funds
through the
internetat the following Webster:

http://www.swissbankclaims.com
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9902/09/germany.holocaust
http://www.avotaynu.com
http://www.icheic.org
http://www.livingheirs.com
http://www.wiesenthal.com

Kindly provide me with the following for urgent communication and
proceedings:

Full name
Address
Telephone/fax

The Holocaust Claims Processing Office has put funds in Escrow awaiting
submission of valid claims for necessary disbursement, I find myself
privileged to have this information and this may be a great opportunity
for a life time of success without risks and please at the receipt of
this mail and you are convinced you can do this business with me
maturely without betrayal, kindly call me immediately on my direct
telephone number (+44-7040112502)to enable us commence on the
arrangement while you write me a mail as well to my personal email
address richardoppenvan54@yahoo.co.uk

Thanking you in anticipation for your prompt response.
Regards
Richard Van oppen
(+44-7040112502)

Note: You do not need to share the same name with the deceased to
receive this fund, I will pass across all the information you will
need.

BANKGIRO LOTERIJ.NL,
No 21 EGGER-STRAAT
28089tn AMSTERDAM/NETHERLANDS

FROM: THE PROMOTION DIRECTOR
RESULTS FOR THE SECOND CATEGORY DREW
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS DEPT.
REF: YPL/4249859609/WX1
BATCH: GLV/91663/AK

ATTN;WINNER,

RE:WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL AWARD:
We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the BANKGIRO LOTERIJ.NL, /INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAMES NL held on 31th of JULY 2005.
Reference Number: YPL/4249859609/WX1,and Batch number BATCH: GLV/91663/AK.

Your email address attached to the ticket number: TK/469\365\9BV that drew the lucky winning number, which consequently won the loterij in the second category in four parts.
You have been approved for a payment of 500,000.00Euros(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS.) in cash credited to file reference number:IPL/4249859609/WP1.This is from a total cash prize of FIVE MILLION EUROS Shared among the ten international winners in second categories.

Congratulations!!!

All participants were selected through a Multi international computer ballot system drawn from 98,000 (Ninety eight thousand) names of email users around the world, as part of our international promotion programme.

Due to mixed up of some names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you. This is part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators.

To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning by contacting our accredited agent:
MR. MARK DUFFMAN.
Foreign Transfer Manager.BANKGIRO LOTERIJ.NL,
FAX + 31-847-191-816
FAX + 31-847-191-820
TEL + 31-642-194-164.
Email: bankgirocent@netscape.net

NOTE: All winnings must be notarized to complete the claim process; winners will be referred to a Foreign Transfer Manager,to have their winnings notarized. Winners are to cover the legal charges not BANKGIRO LOTERIJ.NL,

Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.

They are your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings fund to you.YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS W-91237-H1-67/B4 (keep personal) Remember, your winning must be claimed not later than (20-08-05) After this date, funds might be returned to the unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Yours truly,
Mrs. Liliana Remoud.
THE PROMOTION DIRECTOR.
INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM (NL)
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will resultto disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact your claims agent MR. MARK DUFFMAN at bankgirocent@netscape.net

Tää on kaikkien aikojen hauskin takaisinhuijaus. Suomalainen Jörö Brummbär vedättää nigerialaisia big time. Kestää hetken lukea, mutta on TODELLAKIN sen arvoista :) Have fun...

http://www.scamorama.com/smurf.html

Ei h*lvetti mitä läppää :hearts:


Mahtanu lennon AY 841 ihmisiä hieman hymyilyttää lentokentällä :laugh:

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http://www.scamorama.com/smurf.html

Postaan jotain muuta vastaavaa väliin kun olen deletoinut kaikki nigerialaiskiejeet.


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Kiinalaiskirjettä en vitsi postittaa ettei mee syst
eemi sekaisin

FROM WILLIAM DUKE
ELEME PROVINCE
NIGERIA.
TEL-234 80 33223758
Dear Greeting ,

In appreciation of your esteemed contact received through a reliable
source and the choice of your country I wish to introduce myself .
I am William kishali duke the first son of His Royal Majesty, WIWA DUKE and the traditional ruler of Eleme Province in the oil area of Rivers State of Nigeria. I am making this contact to you in respect of US 65,000,000.00 which I inherited from my late father. This funds was accumulated from royalties paid to my father as compensation by the oil firms located in our area as a result of oil presence on our land which hamper agriculture which is our major source of livelihood. Unfortunately my father died from protracted diabetes. But before his he called my attention and informed me that he lodged some funds with a security firm and Security Code Number was also revealed to me, he then advised me to look for a reliable business partner abroad, who will assist me in investing the funds in a lucrative business as a result of economic instability in Nigeria.
So this is the main reason why I am contacting you for us to move this
funds from the security firm to any country of your choice for
investment purposes. So I will like you to be the
person taking delivery, so that the funds can be moved in your name
and particulars to any country of your choice where it will be claimed
and invested. Hence my father have had intimated the security firm
personnel that the owner of the consingment is his foreign partner whose particulars will be forwarded to the firm when due.
But I will guide you accordingly. As soon as the fund reaches, I will
then come over to meet you in person, so that we can discuss physically
on Investment entials. Based on this instance I and my family have
unanimously decided to give you 20% of the total funds, 2% for charity
homes and 3% for expenses, which may arise during the transaction, fax and phone bills inclusive. The balance of 75% you will invest and manage for my family. I hereby guarantee you that this is not government funds,
it is not drug funds and it is not funds from arms deal.
I will give you all proof of deposit and existence of funds once urged
and fully satisfied with your capability and honesty. I hope this will
be the beginning of a prosperous relationship between my family and
your family.
Nevertheless if you are for any reason not interest, kindly inform
me immediately so that I will look for another contact.
Reply me with this my private mail box(wduke71@netscape.net)
Yours faithfully,

WILLIAM DUKE

FROM:MRS JECINTA SITHOLE
ADDRE:19004 ZONE 12 SEBOKENG
VEREENIGING SOUTH AFRICA
Email:jshitole76@yahoo.co.in


Attention Please,

I greet you in the Name of GOD.

I am MRS JECINTA SITHOLE from South Africa. I am married to
Late MR JOHNSON SITHOLE of blessed memory who was a GOLD
MINER with the South African Gold Mines for twenty Five
years before he died in the year 2002.We were married for
twelve years without a child. He died after a brief illness
that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were
both devoted to our God and respect other who serve him.

Since his death, I too have been battling with both Cancer
and fibroid problems. When my late Husband was alive he
Deposited the sum of $15.5million (Fifteen Million, Five
Hundred thousand U.S Dollars) with a deposit Company.the
money is deposited as Family Valuables/Treasure for
security reasons. Recently, my doctor told me that I have
only six months to live due to my cancer problem, and this
lead to a stroke attack which bother me most though because
I cannot move as I use to.

Having known my condition I decided to entrust this fund to
either a philanthropic organization or devoted individual
that will utilize this money the way I am going to
instructs herein.30% of the US$15.5million goes to you to
ensure that you are prepared for the task ahead, 60% of
this money will be used in all sincerity to fund
philanthropic organization, orphanages, widows and 5% will
go to the family Attorney who will prepare the
Authorisation and the balance 5% sent to me to at least
prepare for my funeral and off-set my medical bills. I am
taking this decision because I don't have any child or
devoted relations whose behavior has left much to be
desired while I am ill and above all I don't want a
situation where this money will be used in an UnGodly
manner,hence this bold decision. Since my health is
Retrogressing by the minute, you will have to send your
POSTAL ADDRESS, CONTACT PHONE/MOBILE AND FAX NUMBERS
including your country and city code and a little details
about yourself, because I got your address from the
internet after a thorough search.

As soon as I receive this information from you I will make
arrangement to prepare the Authorization through the family
Attorney for you to get Possession of the Deposit. As soon
as I receive your reply to my confidential email
address:jshitole76@yahoo.co.in .com and the
authorization is given to you by me, I will give you the
name and contact of the deposit company where the money was
Deposited, for claims to the consignment and also the
contact informations of my lawyer so that he will assist
you in claim.

Until I hear from you, I pray that this letter bring you
and your family good tiding while my dreams to help
humanity rest squarely on your shoulders. May the Almighty
God continue to guide and protect you.

Remain Blessed,

MRS JECCINTA SHITOLE.

Näemmä ovat nigeriaanotkin ruvenneet vetämään läskiks ton nimeämiskäytännön ;)

STRICTLY PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL

ATTN: C.E.O/M.D
BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I honestly do recognized the surprise this urgent and highly confidential letter will bring to you most especially as it comes from a stranger.

I am MR.MBONGA KUMALO from Democratic Republic of Congo, the special adviser to the late President Laurent Desire Kabila. On the first week of 2001 the late President assigned me to the Republic of South Africa to conclude the Arms and Ammunition procurement negotiation with an arm dealing company right here in South Africa as it calls for urgency.

Before I left Congo, the President and I was aware of the plans of the opposition to topple the government. On the 5th of January 2001, I arrived South Africa with the sum of US$20M, TwentyMillion, United StateDollars), through diplomatic means. To proceed on my mission I had the most shocking news of my life the assassination of the President who sent me on this mission.

Having a thought of his death, I saw it as a golden opportunity to enrich and reward myself for my loyalty to him towards the overthrow of the late President Mobutu Sese Seko, I decided to deposit the funds with a reputable Security Company here in Johannesburg. Knowing that since I am currently seeking asylum here in South Africa, I have got a lot of financial limitations, and coupled with the source of which this funds was acquired I cannot invest or use this money in South Africa.

That is why I thus decided to seek for a God fearing person whom can assist me in transferring these funds into his personal account for my future investment. In anticipation of your assistance I have agreed to offer you.(1). 20% of the total funds for your assistance. (2). 10 % to be set aside for every reasonable expense incurred in the course of transaction. (3). And the remaining 70% will be for my investment in your country. I have done everything necessary that will lead to the success of this transaction before contacting you, so all I want from your side is sincerity and honesty which will be established when we meet.

Remember that the key word of this transaction is confidential and all legal documents covering this transaction are intact and could be made available on demand. If you are interested in assisting me please notify me on this No.+27 83-418-8960 . In case you cannot assist, do keep it confidential.

Best regards.

MR.MBONGA KUMALO

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Tää on kaikkien aikojen hauskin takaisinhuijaus. Suomalainen Jörö Brummbär vedättää nigerialaisia big time. Kestää hetken lukea, mutta on TODELLAKIN sen arvoista :) Have fun...

http://www.scamorama.com/smurf.html

Hello,

My name is Kenneth Oweta, a nationality of United Kingdom, I want you to
note that this mail is not a SPAM, but rather a service to humanity. I
have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled
all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few
months to live, according to medical experts .I have not
particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not
even myself) but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only
thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is
more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world
I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few
close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I
have decided to give arms to charity organizations, as I want this to be
one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia.
Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and
distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in
Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves.
Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contempted with
what I have left for them. The last of my money which no
one knows of is the huge cash deposit of forty two Million dollars ($42,
000, 000, 00) that I have with a finance/Security
Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and
dispatch it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 20% for you and for your time.
NB;If you can do this work for me, pls foward your tel.numbers for an oral
conversation.
Best Regards.

Kenneth Oweta.

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pls foward your tel.numbers for an oral conversation.


:D

Nyt tuli tällanen eri tyylinen kirje,

käytetään vaihteeks terroristejä Irakista,
ydinaseita ja huumeita:

Hello

I am Captain Johnson Dick of the British Force on Monitoring and
Peacekeeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq. On the 10th day of August 2006,
we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a
suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq. After Immediate
intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26)
were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they
confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave
in Karbala, which served as their camp. Here we recovered several guns,
bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two
contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs (cocaine) and the
other two to my amazement contain US Dollars amounting to $26,500M
after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. I
however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen
need of a Reliable and Trustworthy person who would receive, secure and
protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up till my
assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I assure and promise to give you
30% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have
as your percentage in this business.

Please assure me of your keeping
this topmost secret to protect my job with the US/British Monitoring
and Peacekeeping mission.

Sincere regards,
Capt. Johnson Dick.


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Huvittava toi 26,500M dollaria (siis briteissä ja jenkeissä desimaalipilkkuna on piste)

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Tää on kaikkien aikojen hauskin takaisinhuijaus. Suomalainen Jörö Brummbär vedättää nigerialaisia big time. Kestää hetken lukea, mutta on TODELLAKIN sen arvoista :) Have fun...

http://www.scamorama.com/smurf.html

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Quote by -orion-

Tää on kaikkien aikojen hauskin takaisinhuijaus. Suomalainen Jörö Brummbär vedättää nigerialaisia big time. Kestää hetken lukea, mutta on TODELLAKIN sen arvoista :) Have fun...

http://www.scamorama.com/smurf.html

vaikka oli pitkä juttu niin luin silti. aika paha :hearts:

FROM SADQ KOSO
2-3 NELSON MANDELA AVENUE
SANTON CITY
JOHANNESBURG
SOUTH AFRICA.


DEAR SIR/MADAM

GREETINGS TO YOU. I AM sadq koso OF THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ONE OF THE PALACE ACCOUNTANTS OF PRESIDENT SADDAM HUSSEIN IN BAGHDAD. I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM OF $18M IN CASH THAT I REMOVED FROM ONE OF THE STRONG ROOM OF THE PALACE WHEN THE AMERICAN MARINES TOOK OVER BAGHDAD LAST YEAR.

I AND MY BROTHER ZAFAR IMMEDIATELY TOOK THE FUNDS OUT OF IRAQ FOR SAFE KEEPING IN A ONE SECURITY COMPANY IN SOUTH AFRICA WITH THE HELP OF MY BROTHER AND KEEP THE TWO BOXES CONTAINING THE FUNDS THERE SUCESSFULLY. I AM NOW ON EXILE WITH MY FAMILY IN SOUTH AFRICA.

MY PRIMARY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK FOR YOUR URGENT HELP TO ASSIST ME CLAIM THE FUNDS FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR INVESTMENT IN A VERY GOOD RELIABLE PROJECT IN YOUR COUNTRY. A LOT OF IRAQIS HAD LOOTED MILLIONS OFDOLLARS AND RAN OUT OF IRAQ .

INCLUDING TOP OFFICIALS OF EMBATTLED PRESIDENT SADDAM, MANY OF US SUCCEDED WHILE MANY DIED IN THE PROCESS, I THANK ALLAH THAT I AM ALIVE AND I WANT TO HAVE AN INVESTMENT BASE IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHEREBY AS SOON AS YOU TAKE CUSTODY OF THE FUNDS AND LODGE IT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
IF YOU ACCEPT TO ASSIST US WE ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM AND 5% FOR ALL THE EXPENCES THAT COULD BE INCURED ON THE PROCESS OF THE TRANSACTION.THIS PROJECT IS RISK FREE BUT HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL PLEASE TREAT AS URGENT.

BEST REGARDS,

sadq koso